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Ikram Naqvi, (at 12:27PM Tuesday 12th of June 2007, GMT)

Do bhai Delhi sai Amroha train sai jaarahai thai.Raastai main yoon baatain karnai lagai:
Aik ne doosre sai kaha ke “Aap kahan jarhai hain”?
Doosre nai kaha ke “Main Amroha jaraha hon”.Aap kahan jarhai hain?
Doosre ne kaha ke “Main bhi Amroha jaraha hon”.

Aik ne doosre sai kaha “Aap kis Mohallai main rehtai hain”?
Doosre ne kaha ke “Main Katkoi main rehta hon”.Aap kis Mohallai main rehtai hain?
Doosrai ne kahaa ke Main bhi Katkoi main rehta hon.

Aik ne doosre sai poocha ke “Aapkai walid kaa naam kaya hai”?
Doosre ne jawab diya “Inam Husain”.

Doosrai nai kahaa ke “mairai walid kaa naam bhi Inam Husain hai”.

Barabar ke log jo yai guftugoo sun rahe thai kehnai lagai kai tumlog Bhai hotai huai kyon aisee bakwas baatain kar rhai ho.

Dono Bhai bolai kai ham to time paas karnai kai liay baatain kar rahai thai.

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Islam Naqvi, (at 6:36AM Tuesday 26th of June 2007, GMT)

Aik dost nai doosrai dost sai kahaa kai unkai walid kai ghoron ko astabal meelon lamba hai. Doosrai dost nai kaha kai unkai walid badlon ko jharoo sai hildaitai thai to barish hojati thee.
Dost ko bahut tajub hua aur poocha kai itni bari jahroo kahan rakhtai thai. Doosrai dost nai kahaa kai tairai walid kai astabal main.

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Islam Naqvi, (at 6:39AM Tuesday 26th of June 2007, GMT)

Aik halwai garam doodh aik bartan sai doosrai main daalkar thandaa kar rahaa thaa. Aik gahak nai yai daikh kar poocha kai doodh kis hisab sai baichtai ho? Halwai nai khaa kai gaz (metres) kai hisab sai.

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Tanvir Ali, (at 11:12AM Tuesday 6th of November 2007, GMT)

Beewi(shohar sai)”jo aadmi chori karta hai vo apni zindagi main zaroor pachtata hoga”
Shohar: Tum bilkul sahi keh rahi ho-shadi kai pehlai mainai tumhara dil churaya thaa.aaj tak pachta rahaa hon.

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Ikram Naqvi, (at 6:48AM Saturday 11th of July 2009, GMT)

Heared this joke in Houston recently.
Some bachelor went to heaven. He asked God to marry him. God said he would. The guy kept asking God to marry him without any success. One day God told him that he is waiting for a molvi to turn up to perform the marriage ceremony.

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